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kissed-by-the-fallen-angel:

just-shower-thoughts:

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

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DUDE

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flapperwitch:

jugandbettsdetectiveagency:

mainlywwe-shitposts:

jugandbettsdetectiveagency:

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

But what am I actually meant to do with these hours?

watch brooklyn nine-nine

#this checks out

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221cbakerstreet:
“ 10knotes:
“We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.
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It’s him. my cousin throckmorton
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221cbakerstreet:

10knotes:

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

It’s him. my cousin throckmorton

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ramihackme:
“ dellvanity:
“ madeinchernobyl:
“ I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.
Someone make more I love this new meme.
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I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you...

ramihackme:

dellvanity:

madeinchernobyl:

I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

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Someone make more I love this new meme.

I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you that some people don’t have the room or money for those?

hey, guess what. those are all minimum requirements. actually, the person who added onto my post even made the bird cage still TOO small for those birds.

and if you dont have the money or the space for those pets, don’t fucking get the pet.

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rgfellows:

The laugh was what sold me

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paper-mario-wiki:

every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

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realityassassin:
“ druidviolence:
“ speedlimit15:
“what the fuck
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it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as...

realityassassin:

druidviolence:

speedlimit15:

what the fuck

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

It’s so you can see al the ornaments hanging and its also really good for houses where there isn’t a lot of floor space

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queercaughtinheadlights:

albus severus has the largest harry potter merchandise collection and he puts new items all over the potter household, just to annoy harry.

  • harry goes to the kitchen for breakfast and is forced to eat harry potter shaped waffles.
  • the duvets get replaced with harry potter ones.
  • harry potter quotes are hung up all over the house.
  • the tapestry on the wall now has harry’s face on it.
  • “wtf  is this bobblehead of me doing in the loo- ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER!!!!!!”
  • all three of his children wear round glasses around the house.
  • albus creates a harry potter day, where he dresses up as harry, answers only to harry’s names and speaks only in harry potter quotes.

“al, where are you going?”

“to diagon alley.— harry potter”

“al, do you want more meatloaf?”

“no. — harry potter”

“NOT ONE MORE QUOTE, OR I’LL PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!”

“okay.”

“…”

“-harry potter”

“MERLIN’S PA —”

  • *family meeting* “anything with my face on it is banned from this house.”
  • harry rolls over in bed at night and screams at the sight of ginny wearing a harry potter mask. 
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lunaslostlove:

thetimesinbetween:

celticpyro:

paradisemantis:

keyhollow:

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

i’m one hundred percent for crows snatching peoples ciggys 

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serotnin:

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

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spoonmeb:

iamatinyowl:

iamatinyowl:

Every time I reread the Hunger Games trilogy I become more furious about the movie representation.

These books were about an indigenous woman (with a brain injury in book 3) living in poverty overthrowing a corrupt white government.

She was demisexual, had stomach hair, was not even remotely romantically driven (and canonically didn’t even find romance until after she had finished a revolution.)

And Peeta was disabled and physically abused as a child and they both suffered from mental health problems and the parallel between the Capitol and the ruling rich was so very transparent.

And I’m seeing fun coloured makeup in stores labeled “Capitol colours from the Hunger Games”!

These books were about the revolution of the most oppressed taking over the extravagance and elitism and decadence of the ruling class while citizens starved.

These books were a parallel to our current social dynamics, they were a call to arms. They were a battle cry for the impeding ruin of the rich white ruling class.

And the movies portrayed them as a fantasy, a romance story, a cute little tale. When the real story in the books was one of strength and upheaval and shifting paradigms and revolutions.

And like…… the death of a young Black child sparked the rebellion.

When Katniss thinks about running away in the second book it is the memory of Rue that makes her decide to stay and “cause all kinds of trouble.”

That is an indigenous woman deciding that the death of a Black child is so horrific and unacceptable that she needs to start an entire uprising about it. That is WOC solidarity.

Then again, when Katniss is talking with Peeta about not leaving he literally, canonically and verbally SAYS it’s because of Rue.

The movies did not lend enough weight to the injustice and violence that Black women face; they didn’t waste any time in deciding the rebellion came from their White Katniss’s determination to overthrow the Capitol.

The movies purposely and aggressively erased all of the racial oppression and power and dynamics that were so apparent in the books.

They made Katniss white, they made Gale white, they erased Peeta’s amputation, they seriously diminished the PTSD both of them faced (which was actually one of the more accuract accounts of PTSD I had ever read in the books), they drastically lessened the weight and importance of Rue’s death.

Anyway, fuck the movies. The books are miraculous. Right down to the respect of survival sex workers. Right down to the power imbalances of society being set in the hands of a violent old white man who has surgery to appear younger.

The author said these books was based on her interpretation of kids’ experiences in war torn Vietnam and Iraq. None of these kids were supposed to be white.

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barfy:

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

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adhighdefinition:

me: hey brain, can we like… not do this today

my brain:

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